All good things must come to an end, and for me, my desert adventure is sadly over, and my flight will be departing in a few hours. It’s been a brilliant experience, and very surreal in places, but it’s been fantastic overall. So, I think this final desert based post ought to be dedicated to the things I shall and shan’t miss about living here. So, without further ado, let’s take a look!
Things that I’ll miss about living in the desert:
1. The scenery
Yes of course this had to feature. Admittedly it’s not quite as verdant as the Surrey Hills, but there’s nothing like waking up each morning, looking out of the window at a massive volcano, blue skies, and sand everywhere. Very different, but beautiful too.
2. The sense of adventure
I mean, my office is literally a desert (at least when I’m not writing up rock analyses on Excel). What do I do at work? I go out and collect samples. I work outdoors, and what could be more exciting than exploring? Life is all about exploring, whether it’s who you are as a person, or the world, or ideally both. I admit that living in pretty inhospitable conditions might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but for me personally, working in such a place as the Atacama Desert is a brilliant adventure. Also, it’s quite a “manly” job I guess (an attribute that those of you who know me personally know I most certainly lack), and people have said I must therefore be “very macho”, and “like Indiana Jones” (although Indiana Jones didn’t benefit from a Toyota Hilux carrying him around everywhere).
3. The ease of the commute
Everyone hates having to travel to work, but for me, all I have to do is get out of bed, and I’m there. Couldn’t be easier!
4. The unpredictability
For most people, going to work is pretty similar day in, day out. Something along the lines of: Get up, travel to office, work, return home, eat and sleep. Repeat Monday to Friday. After my experience in the desert, one thing I must admit is that you can never tell what’ll happen next. While I’ve been here, my bedroom/office has been hit by an earthquake in the middle of the night, and I got snowed in for two days when a random snowstorm decided to make an appearance.
5. The dark skies
Coming from the UK (and near London to boot), the difference between the night sky there and here in the Atacama is astonishing. There is no light pollution at night (aside from a couple of lights in the camp, but you can go behind the containers to eliminate their light). No town exists within 100 miles, and the high altitude, and cold temperatures only add to the clarity of the skies. It really is stunning.
So that’s the list of five things I’ll miss about the Atacama, but what about the things that I won’t be missing? Well, here we go!
Things that I’ll not miss about living in the desert:
1. The lack of constant running water
We all take access to running water for granted, but up here in the desert, it’s not so constant. Only available during the day, at night you’re on your own. Not got a bottle of water to hand, but need to clean your teeth/shave/wash your hands/flush the loo? Tough luck sonny, you’ll have to wait until morning.
2. The lack of any humidity whatsoever
While out in both the Far East, and the United States, I knew what high temperatures and humidity meant, namely hot, sticky, sweaty, clammy yuckness! As a result, I’m not a fan of high humidity. However, very low humidity is pretty horrendous too. Not got a chap stick? Sucks to be you then! Without that, you’ll have a rather unpleasant and painful time. After my first few days, my lips were completely ruined (but luckily with a chap stick I managed to salvage the situation a bit). I was tempted to take a photo, but it would have meant me having to pull a “duckface” in order to illustrate my point (hahaha, like that was ever going to happen)!
3. The cold
I’ve probably already mentioned this, but at night it gets extremely cold. Getting up in the morning is really really difficult, and when you want to take a swig of water, but find your water bottle frozen, it illustrates the point rather nicely. By looking at my computer’s internal temperature sensors, it appeared that my room was a rather delightful -5°C when I woke up.
4. The fact that you can’t use the loo properly
Sort of related to the first thing I won’t be missing. Essentially, when you use the loo, you cannot put loo roll down it (as it apparently buggers the system up). Instead, the loo roll has to go in an adjacent bin. And yes readers, that does unfortunately include after you’ve had a dump…
5. The altitude
To be honest, I won’t really not miss the altitude, as (aside from the first couple of days) it’s been pretty kind to me. However, the first few days (with the headache, constant dehydration, and very bizarre dreams with interrupted sleep) were not ideal. The main issue I have with the altitude is that physical work can be pretty tiring. Seeing that walking up hills carrying rocks probably counts as “physical work”, it can be a little exhausting (although let’s be honest, it’s probably more to do with my general lack of fitness instead). On the upside, I had no Acute Mountain Sickness, or a Pulmonary/Cerebral Œdema, so I can’t really complain!